aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via trust)

fyspringfield:

Read it. 

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vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via trust)

Dan is scared of the weirdest stuff!

(Source: philversusdan, via danwasonfireonce)

,,

Only a bad musician blames their instument

My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

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princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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