yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(via doofusnation81)


"Okay, should we get some coffee?"


(Source: claraeleven, via pizza)


*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via joshpeck)




If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

(via eqonomical)

If you didn’t end up liking Zuko, you’re wrong.

  • me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
  • me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me
  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE

18. d:

(Source: starfleetist, via cruggly)