proctalgia:

I love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via spork)

unthroning:

I really want someone. Someone who I can be myself around, completely silly or completely serious. A person who will laugh along at my stupidest jokes or hold me when I’m sad. A person to go out and walk around the city with, going wherever we please, or just stay at home with and watch movies all night. We’ll eat whatever we want and sleep whenever we want. Just be there for each other. Just someone to love.

(via ugly)

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via trust)

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(Source: timberfakes, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: korra-avatastic, via psyducked)

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

(via ruinedchildhood)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via trust)

(Source: barrowkent, via korratic)

avatarparallels:

Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world...

(via toomuchwhat)

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via princesconsuela)